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Buy an Acre on URANUS Today for only $19.95! PERSONALIZED Ownership and Mining Rights Certificate! What do I get for only $19.95? FREE PRIORITY SHIPPING ON ALL U.S. ORDERS PERFECT GIFT for Birthday, Christmas, or Any Occasion! |
Frequently Asked Questions...Is this a just joke? We prefer the word "novelty" around here, if you don't mind. We're not out to trick anyone, this is intended for intelligent, sophisticated people like you who know a clever idea when they see one!
One of the funniest and most unique novelty gifts ever! 1) Certificate of ownership and mining rights, 2) Customized NASA diagram shown Uranus' position at the time of purchase, 3) Fact sheet on Uranus, 4) Background info on the investment potential for a gas giant like Uranus. See the Preview... How Much is Shipping? FREE! All U.S. orders are shipped PRIORITY Mail. International orders are still FREE but shipping is via standard international airmail, not Priority. Can you ship to...(country/FPO/APO/planet/island)? YES! We will ship to anywhere the U.S. Postal Service ships - that's pretty much everywhere on Planet Earth. If you want to ship to somewhere other than earth - no problem! We just charge and extra million dollars for extraterrestrial shipping, plus up to 100 years shipping time. Is this legal? Yes! For decades, people have been selling novelty real estate that you can't get to. The law expects buyers to analyze the item they are buying and understand the "novelty" nature of an item. If you honestly believe that you can "own" a piece of Uranus (or the Moon, or Venus, etc), well, then you should maybe leave your wallet with someone else for safe keeping. :-) Will I really own an acre on Uranus? First, see the answer to the previous question... Many companies that sell acreage on the moon/mars/venus/etc. have some sophisticated legal reasons why the answer would be "yes". But, as noted in the answer to the first question, we're not trying to trick anyone - we just think Uranus is funnier than your Moon. Can we really mine Uranus? Someday, there may be off-Earth mining operations; it has been theorized for decades. There's nothing really stopping anyone from a setting up project to make it happen. What about Acres on Mars, Venus, Scotland, etc., etc...? We specialize in the Gas Giants, but we may set up operations in the future for other outstanding investments throughout the Solar System. But none of them have quite the same ring as an acre on Uranus! How can a whole acre on Uranus cost only $19.95? Introductory pricing! Get it now while it still new, eventually the price may go up! $19.95 is a very reasonable price for a high quality novelty gift - and don't forget FREE PRIORITY SHIPPING. What's Your Return Policy? 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed! Send the documents back to us within 90 days and we will issue a full refund, no questions asked. YOUR SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED!
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